I got something to share with you baby (I’m not wearing any underwear)
I.
If you practice everyday for at least 6 months you will notice a difference.
You have a beautiful instrument but you are just dabbling with it.
If you took time to learn you could be famous
( though fame is never the solution )
II.
I get approached by men all the time
Once they learn I’m not going for pickle juice and a smile they become disinterested.
In some ways they are epitomizing the American dream,
coming with nothing in pursuit of the conquest.
III.
Wealth is a disease and a disgusting plague upon the Earth.
It should never be admired.
When acting in accordance with what you believe to be true,
You gotta be a freak to be seen